what happened to marlene and jose on bridezilla

NEW Flavor OF BRIDEZILLAS! About damn time. A wee bit of my faith in humanity had been restored.

Here's hoping Shederyl, Marlene and Marlene'due south heinous, heinous looking sister undo that progress. Judging by the previews, this shouldn't have very long at all.

Marlene's a 36-year-erstwhile financial adviser from Long Isle. She'south marrying some cat named Jose who says, "When I think of Bridezillas, I retrieve of Marlene." First matter he liked virtually Marlene was "her donkey," an ass he first saw while married to someone else. The ass must accept masked the fact that she's a horrible person in that she likes to yell and belittle and give stink eyes.

As in, when they were tasting cakes for the wedding, she says, "How 'bout you just shut the fuck upwardly right now? How about that?" This reinforced the fact that Jose felt left out of all controlling. This drove Marlene to do the silent thing the whole ride home. I'chiliad sure Jose took this equally a approving, not having to mind to that creature yapping and yapping and yapping.

Only JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS Creature THEY'RE CALLING MARLENE'Southward Sis? THAT MARLENE IS CALLING "A WHORE." Await AT THIS FUCKING SHIT:

WHAT IS THAT? ITS ANKLES ARE WIDER THAN ITS KNEES! I don't even know what to brand of this "Meldy" creature. This is going to leave a mental scar. Sweet fucking Christ. They get into a bridal store asking to make her look slutty. But, like, standing out and looking nice, too. Bridal-store worker sums Meldy up equally a frightening private. That's a measured response.

They go to a sex store for Meldy's dress search. She wants one where the "boobs come up out." Besides, she wants a sex toy, but it never gets very specific. Thank fucking Christ.

Moments later on, they show Meldy being unable to open a kid-proofed door. This is the mental depth I've come up to look from Bridezillas hangers on.

Finally, Jose's dorsum on. And, he's getting bitched at for opening a beer before they become to the seating nautical chart. She takes information technology away because "information technology's pissing me the fuck off." They commutation "you're a two year old" comments. She breaks something.

From there, she goes over to her friend's house and insults her diabetic husband and burns a bridge and then charred that she'll now have to discover someone else to do her makeup prior to the wedding.

I doubtable this is the signal — if he hasn't passed it already — that Jose realizes a nice ass is Not a fair merchandise for the horrendously offensive person above, in front of, and below it.

Shederyl is 31, an ER nurse from Chattanooga, Tenn. She's marrying some cat named Ponnie. They're shown making out in a bowling aisle locker-room area. He seems like good people. And she seems ok too, if yous're ane who gets distracted by soft Southern accents (think Maya Rudolph'south tone) and chest tattoos that resemble oversized, exposed nipples.

And so, she says how she won't permit bridesmaids to eat at (or, it turns out, before) the reception. They can have some water, peradventure some fruit, but they ain't eating till everybody leaves at 8:xv. This, because she wants their dresses to be tight. She calls them fatties. Lakesha notes that Shederyl herself "look a little chubby over there." This is an authentic cess of the state of affairs.

She expects them to put their lives on hold prior to her nuptials considering "right now, I don't give a fuck." This apparently applies to her cocky control, as well. This leaves maid of accolade Shavonne noting that Shederyl'southward is the i who "is fat" and "needs to go to the gym more."

In a subsequent scene, Shederyl urges another bridesmaid to become alee and lose some weight prior to the wedding pictures.

There is a blatant disconnect here, what with Shederyl ordering state fried steak with actress gravy as the first of about eight courses at lunch, minutes after talking smack on her bridesmaid.

They prove her bachelor party. She says she needs 10 drinks. Then, two more than. And so, they prove her getting into a muzzle that she vowed not to exercise. Then, they prove her faux pegging some dude. And so, they show her pining for a hot dog with everything on it. This will join "some sushi, BBQ sauce, some meatballs, pasta salad and some punch" in her belly. A abdomen which seemingly protrudes as far equally her breastuses at this point.

Best thing that ever happened to Shederyl was being put on a Bridezillas episode with Marlene and Meldy, though. She'southward almost tolerable in that "who'south worse" competition.

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